( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: I See You
Level 80 Special Taunt
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Power Up Canteen
Level 84 Usable Item Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Candy Cane
%s7Strange%s6 Bat - %s5: 0 On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Candy Cane
%s7Strange%s6 Bat - %s5: 0 On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"sperm"
Level 5 Bonesaw Collect the organs of people you hit -10 max health on wearer
"SELECT YOUR CHILD BRIDE'S DICK SIZE"
%s7%s6 Kukri - %s5: 74 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits
"u see grinch with this knife ur fucked"
Level 5 Kukri "sinsatanscar bleeding out of my vagina this gamer needs a
pussplug9/11" Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits
"Losmno's knife of fine anal rimming"
Level 5 Kukri "finally a shitty melee weapon to match my shitty sniping ability" On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow -75% max primary ammo on wearer No headshots
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Strange Apoco-Fists
%s7Strange%s6 Fists - %s5: 0 Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Strange Apoco-Fists
%s7Strange%s6 Fists - %s5: 0 Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
"oh no not again *fuck ost*"
Level 10 Flame Thrower flame_spread_degree (2.8) Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health 100% critical hits from behind +150% airblast cost
"ooh ooh ohh yeah daddy fuck the pussy"
Level 10 Flare Gun 100% critical hit vs burning players
"grandpa's magic hoe"
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Eviction Notice
%s7Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - %s5: 0 On Hit: Gain a speed boost +15% faster move speed on wearer +40% faster firing speed Maximum health is drained while item is active -60% damage penalty
"Unusual Crocodile Smile"
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer This weapon holsters 50% slower Maximum health is drained while item is active
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club is_a_sword (72) No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health No random critical hits
"100% Grinch Juice"
%s7%s6 Jar Based Karate - %s5: 2272 "lorge" Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20% jarate description (1)
"cute little caged cuck cock"
Level 1 Lunch Box
Strange Dalokohs Bar
%s7Strange%s6 Lunch Box - %s5: 0 Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Level 1 Minigun Creates a ring of flames while spun up 25% damage bonus vs burning players Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up -10% damage penalty
Strange Natascha
%s7Strange%s6 Minigun - %s5: 0 On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up 30% slower spin up time -25% damage penalty
"WHAT GRINCH USE WHEN HE GET PISSed off"
Level 1 Minigun "orgasm"
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace 100% critical hit vs burning players +25% fire damage resistance while deployed -25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"Strange Family Business"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed On Hit: Builds Hype -66% clip size
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"this is my "gtfo" stick"
Level 1 Shotgun
"Urine Fetish"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle jarate duration (5) +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICKHOLE ASSAULT"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle "drinking spine" Killstreaks Active Team Colored Decorated Weapon paintkit_proto_def_index (78)
"grinch join the nra to shoot u bitch"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle "he see u he fuk u"
"they came from planet boob"
Level 5 Katana Gain 50% of base health on kill is_a_sword (72) Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills No random critical hits
Strange Concheror
%s7Strange%s6 Sashimono - %s5: 0 +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
Strange Red-Tape Recorder
%s7Strange%s6 Sapper - %s5: 0 Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: Gain up to +3 health -2 health regenerated per second on wearer
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"OKAY YOU WANT"
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: Gain up to +3 health -2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype -15% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"trench warfare with my daughter's cunt"
Level 5 Invis Watch +40% cloak duration +50% cloak regen rate set cloak is feign death (1) -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated Attrib_NoCloakFromAmmo
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench Construction hit speed boost increased by 30% +15% faster firing speed 20% slower repair rate -33% damage penalty vs buildings -25% damage penalty
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"cbeebies bump a blump"
Level 5 Apparel #Attrib_MakersMark
Assassin's Attire
Level 89 Apparel
"we can fuck him we have the cuntnology"
Level 63 Cosmetic Armor
Genuine Die Regime-Panzerung
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge Hire Date: February 3, 2008 (18:50:40 GMT)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit of Giving
%s7Strange%s6 Badge - %s5: 3
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PORN"
Level 54 Bandages
Villain's Veil
Level 55 Bandana
"THE GRINCH'S MOUTH BUT IN TF2"
Level 54 Bandana
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"analdaddy"
Level 65 Coat #Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"fuck mommy spermhole"
Level 15 Conscience "DO NOT SPERM" #Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"adolf hitler PUSSY PEOPLE in him eye, oh"
Level 95 Cosmetic Item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idiot Box
Level 24 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
"my virginity belongs to the furry pound"
Level 15 Facial Hair
Professor Speks
Level 5 Glasses
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"GRINCH EYES POP OUT HE SEE U HE FUK U"
Level 1 Glasses
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hair
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"im not a virgin since a girl got me this"
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Missing Piece
Level 54 Hat
"daddy dunlap's slick dick slip"
Level 10 Hat This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 66 Hat
"YOU WANT PORN BITCH WE GOT GRINCH INSTEA"
Level 3 Hat
"eco the dolphin breast inflammination"
Level 9 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 29 Hat #Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"the "boob tube poop" of 3d big bob patak"
Level 90 Hat
"my dick was broiled at golden corral"
Level 10 Hat #Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Trophy Belt
Level 68 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 73 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"a bad hat for an even badder game"
Level 19 Hat
"bigThe Communal GAS CHAMBER"
Level 43 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"dog meets baby dick"
Level 93 Helmet
"the semen slammer"
Level 10 Helmet
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"big fat pussy sperm tarkettle sexbelch"
Level 45 Helmet #Attrib_MakersMark
"kidvagito"
Level 32 Helmet #Attrib_MakersMark
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility attach particle effect static (5)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"BRAIN GAIN"
Level 20 Mascot "STARE INTO THE EYES OF LESNAR DAMN IT HEYMAN Brain Gain's Had Enough.
SPERMOVICH"
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Practitioner's Processing Mask
%s7%s6 Mask - %s5: 238
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 47 Pyrovision Goggles vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 22 Pyrovision Goggles vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Triggerman's Tacticals
Level 26 Apparel
The Back Scatter
Level 50 Scattergun Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range 20% less accurate -34% clip size No random critical hits
The Classic
Level 89 Sniper Rifle Charge and fire shots independent of zoom -10% damage on body shot No headshots when not fully charged
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources You are Marked-For-Death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Gas Passer
Level 55 Gas-Like Substance Gas meter builds with damage done and/or time Spawning and resupply do not affect the Gas meter Gas meter starts empty
Winter 2020 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #130
Winter 2020 War Paint Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #131
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
Winter 2020 War Paint Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #131
Winter 2020 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #130
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield +50% increase in charge recharge rate +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +25% greater jump height when active +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch +100% cloak regen rate set cloak is movement based (2) No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
The Thermal Thruster
Level 17 Rocket Pack Push enemies back when you land (force and radius based on velocity) holster_anim_time (0.8)
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun 100% critical hit vs burning players
Winter 2021 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #135
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 91 Stickybomb Launcher -0.2 sec faster bomb arm time Max charge time decreased by 70% Up to +35% damage based on charge Able to destroy enemy stickybombs -50% clip size -15% damage penalty
Ze Übermensch
Level 44 Facial Hair
Winter 2022 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #139
Winter 2022 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #139
Winter 2023 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #143
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up -60% slower move speed while deployed 50% slower spin up time
Winter 2023 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #143
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower flame_spread_degree (2.8) Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health This weapon deploys 60% faster This weapon holsters 30% faster -66% afterburn damage penalty +25% airblast cost
Winter 2023 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #143
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed On Hit: Builds Hype -66% clip size
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner +20 max health on wearer
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +15% faster move speed on wearer +40% faster firing speed On Hit: Gain a speed boost Maximum health is drained while item is active -60% damage penalty
Winter 2023 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #143
The Air Strike
Level 76 Rocket Launcher -15% blast damage from rocket jumps Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping Clip size increased on kill -10% explosion radius -15% damage penalty
Summer 2024 Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate Crate Series #144
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps