Level 10 Fists Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower burn damage earns rage (1) flame_spread_degree (2.8) No airblast No random critical hits
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower flame_spread_degree (2.8) Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower flame_spread_degree (2.8) Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health This weapon deploys 60% faster This weapon holsters 30% faster -66% afterburn damage penalty +25% airblast cost
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo energy weapon charged shot (1) Deals only 20% damage to buildings Minicrits whenever it would normally crit No random critical hits
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +15% faster move speed on wearer +40% faster firing speed On Hit: Gain a speed boost Maximum health is drained while item is active -60% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +40% faster firing speed On Hit: Gain a speed boost +15% faster move speed on wearer Maximum health is drained while item is active -60% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer This weapon holsters 50% slower Maximum health is drained while item is active
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club is_a_sword (72) No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (1099431936) +20% projectile speed Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key Cannonballs do not explode on impact
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health +50% projectile speed No random critical hits
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Does not require ammo Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20% jarate description (1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Gas Passer
Level 28 Gas-Like Substance Gas meter builds with damage done and/or time Spawning and resupply do not affect the Gas meter Gas meter starts empty
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30% cloak on kill Gain a speed boost on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30% cloak on kill Gain a speed boost on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box +20% damage vulnerability while active
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype +40% heal rate +10% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing to 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects 50% max overheal
Level 5 Minigun 20% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound 20% more accurate -20% slower firing speed
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 9 Parachute
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources You are Marked-For-Death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 94 Stickybomb Launcher -0.2 sec faster bomb arm time Max charge time decreased by 70% Up to +35% damage based on charge Able to destroy enemy stickybombs -50% clip size -15% damage penalty
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol Killstreaks Active
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver sapper kills collect crits (1065353216) -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver sapper kills collect crits (1065353216) -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15% cloak on hit +40% cloak duration -20% damage penalty
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15% cloak on hit +40% cloak duration -20% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm Alt-Fire: Launches a projectile-consuming energy ball. Costs 65 metal. No reload necessary Per Shot: -5 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 38 Rocket Launcher auto fires full clip (1) Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation No ammo from dispensers when active -20% explosion radius
Level 60 Rocket Launcher Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping Clip size increased on kill -15% blast damage from rocket jumps -10% explosion radius -15% damage penalty
The Thermal Thruster
Level 14 Rocket Pack Push enemies back when you land (force and radius based on velocity) holster_anim_time (0.8)
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun 25% faster reload time On Hit: Builds Hype +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun boost on damage (1) 10% slower move speed on wearer Boost reduced on air jumps Boost reduced when hit -34% clip size
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs This weapon deploys 20% faster -34% clip size
The Rescue Ranger
Level 25 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (1099956224) Self mark for death when hauling buildings -50% max primary ammo on wearer 4-to-1 health-to-metal ratio when repairing buildings -34% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping -20% slower firing speed No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping -20% slower firing speed No random critical hits
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
The Neon Annihilator
Level 6 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Hot Hand
Level 38 Slap Gain a speed boost when you hit an enemy player -20% damage penalty
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG Dealing damage fills charge meter Secondary fire when charged grants mini-crits for 8 seconds -25% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Base charge rate decreased by 50%
The Classic
Level 1 Sniper Rifle Charge and fire shots independent of zoom -10% damage on body shot No headshots when not fully charged
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle Gain Focus on kills and assists Attrib_RageGainOnAssists sniper rage DISPLAY ONLY (0) -20% damage on body shot
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Gain 50% of base health on kill is_a_sword (72) Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills No random critical hits
The Quäckenbirdt #143281
Level 37 Invis Watch #Attrib_MakersMark
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch +50% cloak regen rate +40% cloak duration set cloak is feign death (1) -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated Attrib_NoCloakFromAmmo
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50% 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +4 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming and fully charged
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +4 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming and fully charged
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge Hire Date: November 2, 2015 (15:08:48 GMT)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Two Cities Badge
Level 7 Badge
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Chicken Kiev
Level 15 Bird Head
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots +200% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage -75% reduction in airblast vulnerability Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on 200% increased air control when blast jumping
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 77 Cosmetic Item #Attrib_MakersMark
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Dark Helm
Level 48 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stealth Steeler
Level 32 Hat
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat ★ Unusual Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Mascot
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sign of the Wolf's School #114759
Level 20 Medallion #Attrib_MakersMark
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield Immune to the effects of afterburn +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield +50% increase in charge recharge rate +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Tide Turner
Level 4 Shield Full turning control while charging +15% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time